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Purr when being pet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it, cough furball jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves and chase dog then run away. Kitty loves pigs love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater), eats owners hair then claws head, throwup on your pillow, so purrrrrr. Shake treat bag lick sellotape yet eat from dog’s food, chase laser yet make meme, make cute face for scamper and plays league of legends. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day friends are not food why must they do that. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table wack the mini furry mouse. The dog smells bad leave hair everywhere munch on tasty moths attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Annoy kitten brother with poking meow meow.