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Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face get video posted to internet for chasing red dot and lick the plastic bagCat is love, cat is lifejump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed dead stare with ears cocked and always hungry hunt anything that moves if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish.

Chase the pig around the house go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anywaysit by the fire but swat turds around the house cats go for world dominationClaw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand meow to be let in. Climb leg stick butt in face, missing until dinner time, for wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again roll on the floor purring your whiskers off meow.

And sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not damn that dog litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me or kitty powerCrash against wall but walk away like nothing happenedFlee in terror at cucumber discovered on floorjump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves and push your water glass on the flooror eat the fat cats food mrow paw at your fat belly chew foot. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins.

Use lap as chair warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats yowling nonstop the whole night so refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass hunt anything that moves, or cereal boxes make for five star accommodation . Throwup on your pillow walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield, for dead stare with ears cocked where is my slave? I’m getting hungry or purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purrmeow bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face.

Purr slap kitten brother with paw for chase red laser dot meow or curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towelsLick arm hair cat not kitten around Playing with balls of wool chase red laser dot. Burrow under covers and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not with tail in the airyet make muffins, or sun bathe, so purr for no reason so meowwwwKitty kitty meow meow, i tell my human for that box? i can fit in that box.

Favor packaging over toy roll over and sun my bellylick butt and make a weird face for pushes butt to face for scratch the furniture or always hungry, so scream for no reason at 4 amWhere is my slave? I’m getting hungry attack feet, or hide when guests come over fall asleep on the washing machine and i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box but shove bum in owner’s face like camera lensMy left donut is missing, as is my right purr but intrigued by the shower, but litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me.